I am a sneaky little b!%*#.
Situation:
1. The two, 18-liter oil containers outside my door are covered in bug and frog excrement. I don't want to clean them, but...
2. The weather is getting colder and I need oil for my heater. I have to get the containers filled up soon! Do I dare drag these disgusting containers all the way to the gas station? And how will I get the full containers back home?
Solution:
1. Go to the gas station, place an order for "delivery" oil and pay for the oil.
2. Return home after work the next day to find, outside the door, two very clean and full containers sans excrement.
The shameful thing is, I've been plotting this all summer -- ever since the first piece of frog crap appeared. I really shouldn't take advantage of the already excellent customer service here!
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2 comments:
You sound like me...over the years I have thrown away too many perfectly good Tupperwares and Pyrex baking dishes because I let their contents rot and moulder into something that I was totally unwilling to clean.
I have a months-old bowl of guacamole in my fridge right now...
Anyway, sorry I missed the big comment-request from a while ago. Maybe I'll catch it next time around.
thanks for posting, cinn! hmmm... moldy tupperware containers... yes, i know lots about those myself. hehehe...lucy? care to comment?
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