Meet the Little Fockers

5th grader #1: "Teacher, do you know the surname 'Fucker'?"

Me: "Um, what?"

5th grader #1: "Like this..." (writes the letters F-O-C-K-E-R)

Me: "Oh, erm, of course." (tries to sound nonchalant, as if it were a very common name) "That's pronounced FAAH-KUR."

5th grader #2: "Yeah, in the movie there's a father Focker and a mother Focker."

Me: ....